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Ok, so I was watching the news and they were talking about all this drama in the housing market with the subprime loans, and adjustable rate mortgages costing over a 100 billion to fix then my jaw almost dropped when I heard that they were suggesting a government bailout. Am I the only one who wonders how a person who borrows money he can't repay, buys a house he can't afford, and then stiffs his creditors, is allowed to play the victim? These peoople or "victims" as I will call them didnt do any research on one of the most important decisions that they will ever make and thats our fault? I dont think so.

I do however like what Wellsfargo is doing for those people who are about to get shafted. Wellsfargo is doing what every other bank should be doing. They are offering to take a look at your mortgage and get you into a standard loan.

Doing this will hopefully save your house, credit, your marriage, and who knows what else.

This is a very good move on Wellsfargos behalf. Not only do they get the new bussiness and they are making money of course. But they are trying to save you from your own incompetence.

As many of you know. Im obviously getting married. With that of course comes the jokes of "Why do you want to ruin your life?" among others about compromising.

Anyway. I stumbled across a story today on CNN about a guy that was getting divorced and he took it upon himself to split things 50/50

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.

I thought to my self...wow. Thats pretty crazy. Then I thought to myself I Wonder who got the appliances?

This time its not me poking fun at Sony. Its some other guy but funny none the less. Check this out.

So the holiday has come and gone. Ive been playing my new 360 courtesy of Microsoft. Been Playing some Gears...thanks to my friend letting me barrow his copy. Its been a few days since the new year and we are off to a great start.

Well around January 4th I received a box from Microsoft. I had no idea what it was because I wasn't expecting anything. Well needless to say when I opened it. I was greeted with a letter from the office of J. Allard.....holy shit.


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So I sent those emails and links to Major Nelson. A week or so went by and I got a reply from Larry asking If I got his other email...Checked the spam filters...nothing. I advised no sorry I hadn't. He said oh well, I wanted to know If I could replace your 360...!

I about fell out of my chair. I told him sure that would be kinda cool. I told him I would surrender my 360 to them so they could check it out and see this mad beast. I would also send any broken controllers and games.

This was freaking awesome. He told me to give him some time to work on it. And that he would be in touch.

A week or so went by and all of the sudden.

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Ok, So after my accident. One of the things I picked up off the side of the road was my Xbox 360...When I picked it up. I thought to my self this thing is destroyed. After the short stay in the hospital, I came home and went to bed. The next morning I decided to look at my 360. I took it apart and noticed that the internal cage was bent and two of the supports were broken. Other than that and looking like shit on the out side the box appeared to be ok. I inspected the power supply it looked to be in ok condition. The controller and remote I found they were done. Next up was the hard drive. I was really concerned about this. The connector was bent and it had obviously been ran over as well. I was really distraught at this point and I thought to my self well Im out a 360 and a bunch of games but at least I'm alive. I went and ate breakfast and left the 360 there sitting on the counter.
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Picture me rollin' was the lyrics that 2 pac sang in...well picture me rollin'

So as the story goes for those who don’t know me personally I was involved in a roll over accident, on November 13, 2006 at 5:20pm. That was a Monday...The Monday from hell.

I think about it now...And it all seems so clear. I can tell you what was on the radio, how the weather was, how many times I rolled and the shit that was going through my head when this all went down.

It started with me leaving my job in the City of Casa Grande at 5:00pm my normal time for getting off of work. I stopped and got some gas at my local fast trip, and complained about the long line.

From there I was on my way. Eventually making it on the freeway, as I was driving down the two lane freeway in right lane, I noticed a Semi about 200 feet in front of me. I turned on my blinker checked my mirrors and moved in to the left lane. The speed limit is 75 most people do 80-85. I was doing 75 as the bed of my truck was fully loaded. Anyway I noticed in my mirror a White suburban, get behind me and flash his lights. I couldn’t move into the right lane because at this point and time the semi was now next to me. I eventually pass the semi with this asshole behind me flashing his lights. As I prepare to move to the right lane the white suburban cuts the semi off and pulls up next to me and gets real close. I start to slow down, next thing I know he side swipes me pushing me into the dirt median.

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So as the story goes...I screw around. With every body and everything. If your around me I will find a way to make fun of you, talk about your mom, break something of yours...Something. Well almost 5 years ago I met this guy named Shawn...I think he was like 15 Either way I met him when I worked at the Shitty of Chandler. Even though we have both moved on to better Careers. Some of us have grown some of haven't.

The only way work was bearable @ chandler was getting to mess with each other...Rather it be messing with each other, arguing about why AMD is better than Intel, or messing with Pam the times were good. Well time has moved on yet I still continue to mess with Shawn...Why because he's a good guy and he loves the abuse. He's takes it about as good as any one can but dishes it right back out.

So the other day I noticed Amazon had "Personal Massagers" for .29 cents each. I thought damn that would be funny to send to Shawn. Well shipping on 50 was expensive so I discovered that if I ordered 50.00 in merchandise that shipping was free. Some quick math, 173 massager's, and a week later Shawn found him self with a box full of plastic penis...HEHE happy early birthday Shawn.